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By accessing TheArbiterOfTruthArbitrarily.com (the "Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree, do not use the Site.
2. Eligibility
You represent that you are at least 18 years of age, or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and have the legal capacity to enter into a binding agreement.
3. Intellectual Property
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5. Permitted Use
You may access the Site for personal, non-commercial review of published content. You may not scrape, mirror, frame, redistribute, or create derivative works from Site content without prior written authorization.
6. User Submissions
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7. No Attorney-Client Relationship
Content on the Site is published for analytical, educational, and informational purposes only. It is not legal advice and does not create an attorney-client relationship. Consult a licensed attorney regarding your specific circumstances.
8. Third-Party Platforms
The Site references third-party platforms. We do not control and are not responsible for their content, policies, or practices. Use of those platforms is subject to their own terms.
9. Disclaimer of Warranties
The Site and its content are provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.
10. Limitation of Liability
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11. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless SmoothOperationOfLaw™ from any claim, demand, or expense arising from your use of the Site or breach of these Terms.
12. Governing Law & Venue
These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the State of operation of SmoothOperationOfLaw™, without regard to conflict of law principles. Disputes shall be resolved by binding arbitration under the Federal Arbitration Act, 9 U.S.C. § 1 et seq., except where prohibited by law.
13. Modifications
We may modify these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Site following changes constitutes acceptance.
14. Contact
Questions regarding these Terms may be directed to contact@thearbiteroftruth.com.